Meet Stinky Teenager bar soap, the ultimate weapon in the battle against teenage funk. Designed for emergency cleaning of those notoriously pungent body parts, this soap is here to rescue you from the depths of adolescent odor. Crafted with a blend of olive oil, glycerin, and sekken soji, it effectively tackles even the most stubborn smells, leaving putrid teens fresh and clean. Whether it’s pits, crack or feet, Stinky Teenager Soap is up for the challenge. With a bold, humorous label that reads, “How many times do I need to tell you to pick up your goddamn underwear!“, it’s perfect for teens (and the adults who love them) that need a little extra motivation to stay on top of their hygiene game. God save us all.
